Bernise

The vision! It came to me! Yes, I had a vision where you were the one who saved my life.

"The great will of the galaxy" is always right. You must also pay thanks to the galaxy for letting it be so.

My name is Bernise. I am a teller of fortunes, guided by the great will of the galaxy that led me to this very planet...

And to you and the countless living things that exist on this sphere. Through me, you may all now speak with the great will.

The voice of the voiceless grows louder indeed! The truth of the day they bestow unto thee...let them speak!

ITZA...MYSTA...

RIAAA!

The voice of the voiceless grows louder indeed! The truth of the day they bestow unto thee...let them speak!

ITZA...MYSTA...

RIAAA!

Much like the scorching flame of the
Fiery Blowhog, today will be blistering, boiling, and...well...hot.

The voice of the voiceless grows louder indeed! The truth of the day they bestow unto thee...let them speak!

ITZA...MYSTA...

RIAAA!

Today you must be one with the Bulborb.
Emulate their lackadaisical attitude, and luck will surely be on your side.

The voice of the voiceless grows louder indeed! The truth of the day they bestow unto thee...let them speak!

ITZA...MYSTA...

RIAAA!

The Breadbug! It looks like a fine loaf, but you'll find no yeast within. The power of deception can be used to your advantage.

The voice of the voiceless grows louder indeed! The truth of the day they bestow unto thee...let them speak!

ITZA...MYSTA...

RIAAA!

The shine is so bright as it moves along the earth... Yes, today will be as radiant as an Iridescent Flint Beetle!

The voice of the voiceless grows louder indeed! The truth of the day they bestow unto thee...let them speak!

ITZA...MYSTA...

RIAAA!

Any chance could be lost in a pinch. Don't jump right in without thinking. Be cautious.
Especially around Pearly Clamclamps.

The voice of the voiceless grows louder indeed! The truth of the day they bestow unto thee...let them speak!

ITZA...MYSTA...

RIAAA!

I hear a duet of plops and thuds. Your path today will be peaceful, like a
Yellow Wollyhop at home in the water.

The voice of the voiceless grows louder indeed! The truth of the day they bestow unto thee...let them speak!

ITZA...MYSTA...

RIAAA!

Be modest...as modest as a Joustmite.
Move with abrupt intention. It will provide you with a fresh perspective.

The voice of the voiceless grows louder indeed! The truth of the day they bestow unto thee...let them speak!

ITZA...MYSTA...

RIAAA!

Oh, the Waddlepus. Today your hope will vanish evanescently into thin air...much like the bubbles the Waddlepus blows.

The voice of the voiceless grows louder indeed! The truth of the day they bestow unto thee...let them speak!

ITZA...MYSTA...

RIAAA!

Today should be spent in a spirit of all- encompassing love. Look to the floating
Lesser Spotted Jellyfloat for guidance.

The voice of the voiceless grows louder indeed! The truth of the day they bestow unto thee...let them speak!

ITZA...MYSTA...

RIAAA!

It seems the Shockcake has much to teach you today... You'll find luck if you can run, electrocute, and slam at will!

You want me to read a dog's fortune?
No, you'll need a canine fortune teller for that service.

There are no stipulations for dogs in the messages I translate on behalf of the great will of the galaxy.

Why...you... To have such an unlucky face!
Hmm... I know I have come upon this visage in my past... But where?