Horatio

You are the one who...saved me, yes?

I should do something to thank you. Yes,
I will give you a present.

How about a..."thank you."

Wah ha ha! Who wouldn't be happy just to have someone thank them.

My name is... Well, it's not worth mentioning, really.

And what is your name? Hmm?
Rescue Officer?

Wah ha ha! What a fine name that is!

Well then, from now on, you and I are friends, Rescue Officer! It is done!

Now, me... I deal in mirth. I like to make people happy.

Are you not happy to have saved me?

Wah ha ha! Go on, then! Smile!

On a planet like this, you could have all the money in the universe, but it would be worth less than a normal piece of paper.

At least you could use that to blow your nose. Or you could make a paper sandwich.

It would not be nutritious, but it could be delicious. Wah ha ha!

Wow! I am impressed by you. More impressed than I have been for a very long time.

What have this planet's creatures done to you? I'm so curious.

You must be a very pure-hearted individual, I think.

The thing with money is whether you have it or not, you can always afford a smile.

If you have it, your lifestyle might be more comfortable, but if you do not, sometimes your heart is still richer.

What do you think?

Neither you, nor I, nor this planet belong to anybody.

Our smiles though... Those are what you'd call community property. Wah ha ha!

The trick to helping others smile is to be smiling yourself.

Wow, you know what? I am truly happy I came on this tour.

Because I met you, of course. Wah ha ha!

If there is a beginning, there is an end.
That is what they say, but...

If there is no end, then there cannot have been a beginning either. Is that right?

Wah ha ha! In other words, since our friendship has no end, that means you and
I have been friends since before we met.

Are you a...dog?

Wah ha ha! Like I would know!

Hey, talk about going right to the source.
I have always wondered if dogs can smile.
You know, smile for real.

Wah ha ha! Don't look at me like that.

Wah ha ha! What a wonderful smile!

I am not surprised to learn there are more of me out there though.

That Horatio... I hope it isn't rude of me to say, but he comes across a bit...cagey, don't you think?

That Horatio... I hope it isn't rude of me to say, but he comes across a bit...cagey, don't you think?