Powerful Pencil-Pusher

It looks like the other people depicted in these statues, but it's strange and misshapen. The mouth is overlarge, the limbs long and distended, and it has hair all over its body instead of only on top where it should be.

On the other hand, it wears a necktie, which means it must have an office job, so I have some sympathy for it. Having to clock in and out every day is almost as bad as being caged. That's why I fly for a living!